A Battle of the Sexes

Now this is a constant battle that is never ending between men and women. Which ones are more superior to the other? Well I think it’s about time we weighed the differences between the two.

Now in the olden days when women didn’t have any rights to vote or work or get educated or whatever, all we did was clean, cook, push out babies and generally be something look at. Men were the ones who went out to work to earn le monies so we could live and look after our kids. Women weren’t allowed to do this.

Now when everything changed and women had rights to work, vote, earn some monies, they still earned less than men, but the fact was, they were learning and working. Now I think men found this hard to adjust to because of the whole sexism thing and how men felt they should bring home the bacon and women should still be at home.

However, what they don’t realise is that as well as going out to work, learn, study or whatever, they were STILL doing everything they did before. The cooking, cleaning, popping babies and being sexy. That’s something to be proud of don’t you think?

Now I’m not saying men are completely useless, they work very hard in what they do and are generally great guys, but seriously, where would they be without women? Interesting fact, you know that men’s clothing buttons are on the other side to women’s clothing? Did you know that this was the case because it was easier for women to dress their men and do their buttons up as it faced the correct way for them to dress their husbands? What does that tell you huh? Men didn’t even dress themselves.

Sorry men, but I truly believe you would be nothing without women. You would be sitting at the pubs like a chav, going to the job centre every two weeks to claim your money and generally be overweight good for nothings. Extreme I know, but life is extreme.

Give me counter arguments men. Come on. I think we should all discuss this.

I’m sure it’s a lot more complicated that just some things I’ve said, it goes back a long way in history and I think the issues should be discussed. Oh the psychological repercussions of what I have just said.

Let the battle commence.